Audra Lynn
Nude

The farmer’s daughter may be a dirty movie cliché, but it’s one we’re happy to indulge with the alluring Audra Lynn, who grew up on a farm in rural Minnesota. According to the data sheet in her Playboy Playmate spread as Playmate of the Month for October 2003 (she was even photographed by Sum 41 for Hef’s mag, although it wasn’t our lip that was getting fat looking at that spread), the busty blonde is a desirable 34C-24-34. Well, she did figure skate as a teenager. Her figure continues to break the ice whether on the boob tube, such as in an episode of Family Feud, the Frasier episode “Freudian Sleep” where she played “Fantasy Martin” or in the Playboy centered reality show The Girls Next Door. But these brief peeks at Aud’s bod were nothing compared to the looks at her big ole titties on the the big screen. Audra appeared in softcore porn actress turned director Rachel Harris‘ movie all about angels trading their harps for lingerie and sins, Rachel’s Angels (2005). Miss Lynn brings the sin with some shots of all three of her B’s including a nice look at her between the leg lips. The B’s of threes continued in her more mainstream fare, including the widely panned Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer parody, Epic Movie (2007). In a spoof of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Audra comes bursting out of a wardrobe completely nude, showing some magical tits and ass-land. It sure had us faun-dling our little Mr. Tumnus!. Epic, indeed. Audra may have given up acting in the late 2000’s, but if she ever comes back to show off her robust rackage and none finer vaginer, we’ll happily go crazy with Audra Lynnsanity!